Tuesday, 4 August, 2009, 23:01
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Discovery Channel is hosting Shark Week this week. That means that, apart from a few breaks for Cash Cab and infomercials, it's a solid block of sharks until 2:00AM Sunday.
It's a good thing sharks are awesome. Combine that with HDTV, and the awesome increases. I'm somewhat biased so I'm not the best-qualified to research this, but I'm pretty sure the awesome increases at an exponential rate.
Daisy does not understand this, but she is actually watching her ancestors on TV. Yes, Daisy is a dog ... but only to the untrained eye. Under that soft puppy exterior lies a for of teeth capable of rending flesh and splintering bone. When fully-grown, Daisy will be able to bite through a late-model Toyota Sequoia with the greatest of ease. At this age I have to keep her away from Smart cars and Mini Coopers, but she's a growing girl.
Okay, so that's not going to happen ... shes actually starting to lose her teeth now. Yes, this is normal, as even dogs have baby teeth. The freaky thing is that, even though she's only lost one so far, they're supposed to come out in groups of two or three at a time. Apparently this isn't really known to people who don't own dogs, so first-time puppy owners get quite alarmed when their puppy's toys have blood on them.